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Response to a calling by Jennette McCurdy ...

She asked how to be more funny on Instagram ...

Dear one of the barely few remained, very important, alive individuals in the world to me, I don't have the stupidity to offer you my advice on how to be funny as your wit happen to be inborn, and I don't have the autonomous heart to allow myself to judge you on how to make your appearance on Instagram more engaging, in case that's what you meant by "more fun", but as you may happen to have heard of, my brain seems to be full of hope by your existence and the windowless castle on my heart, closed to nearly all other girls, happens be a tipi for you, so if you happened to walk inside this tipi of a no more existing tribe as if with the curiosity of children, that's what you might find first:

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