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Spoonful of chocolate vs walking on a tightrope

Sometimes people believe the woman you love can be found anywhere, while in reality it is ...

So many times, I was so motivated by the idea that someone cares about me, and wants to give me suggestions to improve my life or something like this, but then all that was there was that I should go out more and meet more women and etc. and etc. When Aline's parents gave me this advice, I followed for a year or two, but it was bullshit, it was true bullshit, everything that these idiots promise you is bullshit ...

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  • Author: Scrappy Nobody